Survey SAYS …
OK … I’ve decided to have fun with this meme and answer the questions like I’m answering Richard Karn on Family Feud during the fast money round. Except … of course … there’s no fast money. At all. *sigh* LOL
Karn: OK, Will, you know the rules. Answer with the first things that come to mind. If you hear this sound *ENNNNNT!*, that means we think you’re lying and you’ll get an extra hefty fine from BB management. You ready?
Me: Born ready, Rich. Let’s go!
Karn: You think so, huh? Okee dokee. Soooooo… producer, please put :45 on the clock (Aside: Whaaaat, I know it’s usually :25 but I gotta type … sheesh!) and herrrrrrre we go:
Last Cigarette: never smoked
Last Alcoholic Drink: Hennessey and Coke in Miami on Monday
Last Car Ride: cab ride from the airport Monday evening
Last Kiss: wow … ummmm, pass. (yes, remember, you can pass on Da Feud. LOL)
Last Good Cry: the other day when my mom broke down while speaking about my dad (it’s hard to see her cry)
Last Library Book: in March while doing research at the Schomburg
Last book bought: Danyel Smith’s Bliss.
Last magazine: ESPN: The Magazine
Last Book Read: Sugar Ray by Sugar Ray Robinson
Last Movie Seen in Theatres: Roll Bounce
Last Movie Rented: can’t remember
Last Cuss Word Uttered: probably Fuck. (can I say that on FF? Yeesh, the censors allow anything these days)
Last Beverage Drank: Coca Cola
Last Food Consumed: pizza
Last Crush: random big-assed woman in Miami … Lawd.
Last Phone Call: that i answered? Golden
Last TV Show Watched: New York Undercover (those reruns are addictive … I watch just for the guest stars)
Last Time Showered: ten minutes ago
Last Shoes Worn: Nikes yesterday
Last CD Played: Leela James (her voice is awesome)
Last Item Bought: pizza from Papa John’s
Last Download: an attachment that included photos from a friend’s trip
Last Annoyance: this damn cold (stupid rainy weather)
Last Disappointment: having to leave Miami
Last Soda Drank: Coca Cola
Last Thing Written: Tuesday’s post about My Name is Earl
Last Key Used: front door key
Last Words Spoken: Later … when hanging up with Golden.
Last Sleep: this morning … woke up around 10.30 (vacation is a helluva drug … lol)
Last Ice Cream Eaten: shhhh! *whispering* Had some vanilla ice cream in Miami. Don’t tell nobody. lol
Last Chair Sat In: computer chair right now
Last Webpage Visited: here
Thanks for playing the Feud!!!
*cue theme music and welcome blog family to the stage*
Nice list, but I have a couple of questions:
1. When you pass on the Feud, the question comes back around at the end, so you still didn’t answer the question about the kiss. Don’t try to be slick.
and
2. When you said you ate Vanilla ice cream in Miami, was that some kinda code for you performing oral sex on a Caucasian woman in Miami? LMAO (I crack me up!)
LOL … Noooooo, Nikki. That would’ve been vanilla PUDDING, not ice cream. Silly. LOL I usually can’t do ice cream since I have lactose issues, but it was vacation and ummm … the sista had it on her nipples so I HAD to eat it off. *whistling*
Comment by Nikki — 10.13.05 @ 5:17 pm
Good list. Glad you had a good time.
Comment by melette — 10.13.05 @ 5:52 pm
Good list…. Sorry you have a cold, hope you feel better soon. ;o)
Comment by Nicky — 10.13.05 @ 7:12 pm
very creative and awesome list….
Comment by P. Alonzo Harris Jr. — 10.13.05 @ 9:51 pm
You know you did too much with the ice cream right? Yeah, mmm hmmm. And I’m hooked on NY Undercover reruns too. The bad part is that ever since you tore it to pieces a few posts back, I can’t appreciate it as much. I just keep noticing how bootleg it is. Damn you Will!
Comment by SimplyDiva — 10.14.05 @ 1:57 am
alright, you actually did this meme. i might have to get off my butt and do something this week.
Comment by ej — 10.14.05 @ 6:38 am
Last Crush: Random big-assed woman in Miami? You need help. Seriously. LMAO Normally I hate, hate meme’s, but this one is pretty good. Funny, even. LOL
Comment by Yolanda — 10.14.05 @ 12:25 pm
Nice List. *reading Will’s reply to comment #1* LOL, no wonder we haven’t gotten any entries relaying escapades during the vacation. LOL
Comment by Saniyya — 10.14.05 @ 2:59 pm
All I can say is wow….you had a great vacation…lol
Comment by DJ Diva — 10.15.05 @ 3:29 pm