Two Truths and A Lie: The Jamaica Edition
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I stood in the immigration line for over two hours. I passed out after drinking too much my first night there. My roommate for the trip had sex with a stripper in the same room where I was fast asleep.
Truth: I stood in the immigration line for over two hours.
Lie: I passed out after drinking too much my first night there.
Truth: My roommate for the trip had sex with a stripper in the same room where I was fast asleep.— (I wanted to say lie but these things have been known to happen!)
Comment by Jo — 04.28.06 @ 9:38 am
i’ll say the lie is the passed out after drinking…
Comment by glory — 04.28.06 @ 10:12 am
Im gonna go with number 2 as the lie.
Comment by msnhim — 04.28.06 @ 11:27 am
Ha ha @ #1…I know for a fact that’s true.
I’m thinking #2 is lie because you seem as if you hold your liquor pretty well.
If #3 is true then I hope that you had a bottle of Dettol to wipe the stuff down the next morning. Ew.
Comment by Butta — 04.28.06 @ 2:55 pm
#1 is a lie
#2 and #3 are true. I think you’re a native newyorker
Comment by Reinestorm — 04.28.06 @ 4:20 pm
#1 a lie
#2 & 3 truth
Comment by Blah Blah Blah — 04.28.06 @ 4:24 pm
#2 is a Lie…
Comment by Thykness — 04.28.06 @ 4:26 pm
#3 is the lie.
…I just wanted to be contrary
Comment by saga — 04.28.06 @ 8:29 pm
I know for a fact #1 is the God honest truth. It’s ridiculous.
I’m going to go with #2 as the lie. #3 is way too likely.
Comment by nativelovechild — 04.29.06 @ 8:14 am
I’m gonna go with #2. You can hold your liquor.
Comment by Organized Noise — 04.29.06 @ 9:17 pm
I say #1 is false because I went to Jamaica during the busy season and I didn’t even have to stand in line for more than an hour.
#2 & #3 are true.
Comment by Darbs — 04.30.06 @ 12:06 am
Will,
Looks like I picked the right day to check out your blog!! LOL!! I say #2 is the lie… I really hope the lie is #3, but something like that has happened to me before… LOL!!!
Comment by Ms. Write — 04.30.06 @ 8:47 pm
LIE: “Stood on Immigration Line” all else is the truth!
Comment by mecrazyme — 05.01.06 @ 12:48 pm
I’m going with #1 as the lie.
Comment by Nikki — 05.01.06 @ 2:04 pm
Ummmm you wanna give us the RIGHT answer please?!
Comment by Jo — 05.03.06 @ 9:16 pm
I’m going to go with #3.
Comment by melette — 05.03.06 @ 9:23 pm
1 - Lie Jamaican is not gonna waste time at immigration ~ unless he is threatened with deportation
2 - Truth he passed out
3 ~ Lie he wouldn’t know they were sexing if he were asleep. Another thought is he was sexing the stripper while his roommate was asleep.
Comment by MzNewAgenda — 06.16.06 @ 9:21 am